Laughter is good medicine
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Mattathias
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patrick jane
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Shaken not stirred 
Mattathias
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patrick jane
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Yeah, and you're a baby genius.
SteVen
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The monkey should have read the package.
I'm pretty sure that would be considered an improper us of that tool.
CAUTION
Not to be used to strike lions, or other dangerous beasts.
Serious injury may occur.
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I tried calling my daughter, but she didn't pick up. ---True story---
She texted me and said-- 'Sorry Dad, I'll try you later... I just got to my running club.'
I texted back with a thumb's up emoji and then said-- "No problem. BTW I just got into a sandwich club.'
'Actually, I just got into a club sandwich.... but it's kind of the same.'
'Just a bunch of people who all like three slices of bread, versus the traditional.'
She texted me and said-- 'Sorry Dad, I'll try you later... I just got to my running club.'
I texted back with a thumb's up emoji and then said-- "No problem. BTW I just got into a sandwich club.'
'Actually, I just got into a club sandwich.... but it's kind of the same.'
'Just a bunch of people who all like three slices of bread, versus the traditional.'
Mattathias
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Mattathias
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SteVen
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I saw the Cannibalism thread and was tempted to post a couple jokes.
But this is probably a more appropriate place.
Two cannibals were eating a clown and one turns to the other and says,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Two cannibals were eating a jazz musician and one turns to the other and says,
"Does this taste funky to you?"
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But this is probably a more appropriate place.
Two cannibals were eating a clown and one turns to the other and says,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Two cannibals were eating a jazz musician and one turns to the other and says,
"Does this taste funky to you?"
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patrick jane
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You can pee without pooping but you can't poop without peeing.
